Dream Induced Psychosis
So...last night was the second night in a row that I had bizarre dreams. But last night, my dream movements were carried out in real life. You're going to think I'm crazy, but...I was dreaming about giving a spanking, I believe I was trying to spank Seth. I don't spank the kids a whole lot in real life, so it was kind of strange. I would put my hand in the air, but when it came down on his butt, I couldn't get any force behind it. It was like my hand stopped in midair and slowed down to almost a stop, resulting in just a little pat on the behind. And then he sort of transformed into a different kid, and the different kid started laughing at me because I was trying so hard to spank him but couldn't! This is where is gets weird...I woke up...and I was spanking Jessie!! He was still asleep, but was going "ugnn", and then I realized what I was doing HAHAHA! I was like, "I'm sorry!" but he never even woke up! I asked him this morning if he remembered it but he didn't. haha Then I had ANOTHER crazy dream but I won't go into that in detail. But I will tell you that Jessie and I had 9 kids and he bought them a dog without discussing it with me! Maybe that's why I gave him a spanking! Crazy!
Speaking of dreams, the way my house looks right now is a nightmare. I confirmed with Jessie this morning that we had NO plans this weekend, so we can actually clean it up. Its sad that it takes so little time to get in such bad shape, but takes a hardy effort and much more time to get it clean again! Its mainly just clutter...everywhere. Seth's school papers, library books, you name it, it's strewn across my house.
Next week is spring break for all the kiddies! Lucky them, huh? Sadly, I wasn't able to be off next week, so Seth is going to be staying at the babysitter's with Lily. But on Wednesday I'm going to try to take them to do something special...I was thinking of taking them bowling and then to get ice cream or something. Seth needs to have a little fun on his break.
Well, its Friday and it looks to be a gorgeous day (yay!) so it should be a good day. Hope everyone has a lovely weekend...feel free to come and help me clean the house!
posted by Andrea @ 5:54 AM
6 Comments:
Sorry, but you know what my house is always like! I need to clean it! I never have any energy for cleaning it after work. I usually work late, then by the time I cook supper, clean up the kitchen, and wash a couple of loads of clothes, I have NO energy left for picking up. I know it is the same for everybody. And you have Seth's homework and their baths. Work never ends, does it? Oh well, it's Friday and I'm happy for a week-end! Love, Aunt Daphne
House messes are always around and always energy draining! Yuck! I need to clean this weekend too, but our schedule is pretty full, so I don't know when I'd so it. Well, good luck on it!
not so, I meant do
Ah, even with me staying at home I can't keep the house clean! I guess it's because we're here all day to mess it up too. That was some weird dreams you had. I can't believe he didn't even wake up with you hitting him! He must be a deep sleeper!
That is hilarious! Were you spanking him hard or was it a pat like in your dream?? I Love that! LOL! It would have been really funny if he had woken up and been like "Why are you hitting me?" Did you ever see that episode of Mad About You when Jamie was attacking Paul in her sleep?? That is one of my favorites! They thought that he had a sleeping disorder because he was always exhausted but it turned out he couldn't sleep because Jamie was beating him up! Now Jessie is going to be really tired and wondering why he feels like he hasn't slept all night! LOL!
hahaha wouldn't it be crazy if it was something I did on a nightly basis and just never woke up and realized it? Maybe that's why I'm so tired all the time...LOL I wasn't just patting him, but I don't think I was hitting him hard. I think I was more hitting his side because he was laying on his side. Isn't that bizarre?? lol
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