Lily the Comedian

Last night Jessie, the kids and I went to Huddle House for supper. (I didn't get the Valentine stuff done, of course) and we had a really good time. Lily was cracking me up all night though. I thought I'd share some of her wittiness with you.

At the Restaurant:

Me: Did we order yet?

Jessie: No, we haven't ordered yet.

Me: Oh, I forgot, I couldn't remember if we had or not.

Lily, waving her hands wildly at the waitress: Hey, we forgot to order!!
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After getting our food:
Lily ordered a hamburger and french fries, as usual:

Lily: takes a bite out of her hamburger and goes "Ooooh!"

Me: What is it??

Lily: They made this hamburger too delicious!
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On the way home in the car:
Since we met at Huddle House in separate cars, I took Lily home with me in my car. She wanted me to sing her a song, so I sang her "You are my Sunshine". She liked it, and thought she'd sing a song for Daddy (even though he wasn't in the car). This is how it turned out.

Lily: You are my sunshine, my only sunshine, it makes me happy, when you are grey!

Me: cracking up

Lily finished singing the song, then says: You laughed at part of that.

Me: Well, it was funny!

Lily, in a very serious tone: Not to me.
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The rest of the time, Lily chattered nonstop.

Lily: ...one of the big kids told me. She's my best friend.

Me: Oh really, she's your best friend?

Lily: Yeah. (pauses) I can't remember her name.
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Still chattering.

Lily: I'd like to go to space. Mama, I really want to go to outer space Mama, I really do. When, Mama, when?

Me, a little stunned: Um...maybe when you grow up you can become an astronaut and travel in a rocket ship to the moon.

Lily: Yeah. And I'll be a bannerina (ballerina) too.

Me, laughing: Yeah, an astronaut ballerina.

Lily, laughing: Yeah, I'll do bannerina on the moon. I'll take my video (her Bella Dancerella video). Not on the moon. In my spaceship. I'll float and do ballet.
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I love kids!