What has happened to me?

I remember laughing at a commercial in the past where this woman was talking to her baby and everything that came out of her mouth was like, "Does baby want to read the booky-wooky" and "Look, its daddy-waddy!" and such things...you get the picture. Well, I have turned into that woman!! I'm realizing more and more that the stuff coming out of my mouth is just gibberish. ANYTIME I see a baby I say something ridiculous like, "Look at the little tootie bear!" or something equally horrifying! haha Blame it on being a mother, I suppose. Last night I said something just so silly, that I stopped and asked Jessie when I had turned into this person. He just laughed, I suppose that's all he can do. Luckily, he doesn't seem to mind my baby-speak. Here is an example of some of the baby/pet names I call my kids. Brace yourselves.

Lily and Seth's pet names:
Bear (this one is Lily's main one, given when she was just a chubby baby)
Lily love
Baby Little
Lillums
Boo-bear
Sweet Love
Love-ums
Sethums (Seth's main one)
Sethie or Sethie Wethie!
Monkey Bunkey
Silly head Fred (not to be confused with "Sleepy head Fred")

That's just a few. After reviewing them, it looks like Seth gets the worst of it, doesn't it? I pretty much use all of those names on both of them at times though. It gets worse than that, but I won't go on. At least they don't mind it...yet. I'll stop using some of them when they get older. At least when they have kids I'll get to make up new ones!